33.2: Next Year on Mars

The fellows meet a legend from the 70s psych-jazz scene and find themselves mixed up in a supernatural grudge match between immortal super-villains. Also Dan ran some sort of race. Episode thirty-three of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is available for your listening pleasure.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

(I Need Ya) L.O.V.E” by Fernando

Horror” by Gardenella

sweet and lowdown” by Duke Hugh

Paris (Stereoboy Remix)” by LASERS

Lift Off” by Toxic Chicken

Spacey Build” by Ryan Cullinane

33.1: Ham Smugglers

Brian tours the Iberian Peninsula and commits a tasty felony, Dan fails out of spitting lessons, and Fed, well, God bless Fed. It’s Episode 33.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming!

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

We Got A Runner” by 1donotuse

The Runner” by David Szesztay

Listen, Lisbon (Instrumental)” by Loch Lomond

Words 2 Say” by Graphic Antics

God Bless His Mess” by Buskerdroid

Pig” by Dyman

32.2: Breaking News: Melania Trump is an Umbrella

You heard it here first, and let us remind her lawyers, before they come for us, how hard it will be to prove that she is not in fact an umbrella. Good luck, counselors.

In other news, the wild dogs of Sochi have mostly taken over Russia, Dan is seriously interested in the scent of honeysuckle, and the concept of pet ownership should be impeached. What are your thoughts, America? Click the big button and let us know!

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Can You Kiss Me First (Synthwave Cover)” by Herr Doctor

Pork Chop Ballet” by Ergo Phizmiz

Dimension Dash” by Fabian Measures

32.1: Fonzie vs. Fonzie

This episode was recorded on the first of April, so there is a lot of chat about pranks which is probably no longer seasonally appropriate. Other matters discussed include Fed’s eccentric alternatives to coffee cups, Brian’s attempted relations with twenty somethings, and Dan’s intense emotional reaction to Fed not remembering watching Tango and Cash with him. Please enjoy, share, and rate part one of Episode Thirty Two of Dan Wakes up Screaming.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Fools” by The Pop Winds

Bicycle” by The Hate Noise

Villainy Thrives” by Dyslexic Fudgicle

Puddle Hoppin” by Anitek

Foolin’” by Nando

Such A Stupid Fool” by Expert Alterations

I Can’t Stop Being Foolish” by The Mint Chicks

Good Night Heart” by My Bubba & Mi

31.2: Exclusive Presidential Interview

In what is likely to result in millions of downloads and at least one Pulitzer, we have scored the ultimate podcast get: an exclusive interview with a POTUS. It is not unlike when Mark Maron sat down with Obama, although the president that we were able to get is of decidedly lower quality.

Phone the neighbors and wake the kids: it’s the conclusion of Episode Thirty One of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Country Boy” by Rodd Keith and the Raindrops

Delicious peanut” by Xerak

Edge Of The Ocean” by Ivy

Gay_Bar_videogame” by The Wildbunch

Cthulu Rises” by Dark Asylum Music

Twit JournalisT” by Alaclair Ensemble

The Declaration of Independance” by Cullah

31.1: The Only Living Dan in New York

Dan recently celebrated a birthday, which he refers to as “the saddest day of the year.” If you see a gaunt, haunted man staring blankly out a Brooklyn window in February, odds are that’s Dan. Do us a favor Dan, and dial nine whine whine, ’cause that’s the number for the waaaambulance, you know what I’m saying? I considered naming this episode “Dan Wakes Up Weeping.”

If all that doesn’t sound appealing, we also we compare nosebleed stories. Enjoy!

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Lost Children” by Post Human Era

Cherry Dump Cake” by half cocked

Dizzy ke Peeche” by Martinibomb

Blood On Your Face” by OBN IIIs

I Made Out by Love Story” In Blood Red