34: The End… OR IS IT?

Good news: Fed’s wife had a baby! Bad news: this podcast is pretty much roadkill, at least for now.

This final, rambling epic of a session is most likely the last version of this show in its current form. Dan Wakes Up Screaming produced 61 episodes over four years, and we wish we could tell you that we left the world in better shape than when we started out, but you know how it is.

Here’s the main thing: we’ve got an idea for a new show, and as soon as we can all get in the same room for an hour, we hope to start recording it. It won’t be soon, but it won’t be impossibly far off either, so don’t delete this feed, continue discussing us with your podcast-listening friends, and keep rating us on iTunes, early and often.

From Dan and the other two fellows: many happy returns.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Baby Baby Baby” by Barreracudas

Fighting Muzak” by Elvis Herod

The Dogs Of Corporate America” by Schemawound

Fatherhood” by Tha Silent Partner

At the Gym” by Glove Compartment

Pee-Pee-Maw-Maw” by Greg Houwer

Chock Fool of Nuts” by Guinea Worms

Dumb Baby” by The Coathangers

Denver” by Blah Blah Blah

33.2: Next Year on Mars

The fellows meet a legend from the 70s psych-jazz scene and find themselves mixed up in a supernatural grudge match between immortal super-villains. Also Dan ran some sort of race. Episode thirty-three of Dan Wakes Up Screaming is available for your listening pleasure.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

(I Need Ya) L.O.V.E” by Fernando

Horror” by Gardenella

sweet and lowdown” by Duke Hugh

Paris (Stereoboy Remix)” by LASERS

Lift Off” by Toxic Chicken

Spacey Build” by Ryan Cullinane

33.1: Ham Smugglers

Brian tours the Iberian Peninsula and commits a tasty felony, Dan fails out of spitting lessons, and Fed, well, God bless Fed. It’s Episode 33.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming!

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

We Got A Runner” by 1donotuse

The Runner” by David Szesztay

Listen, Lisbon (Instrumental)” by Loch Lomond

Words 2 Say” by Graphic Antics

God Bless His Mess” by Buskerdroid

Pig” by Dyman

32.2: Breaking News: Melania Trump is an Umbrella

You heard it here first, and let us remind her lawyers, before they come for us, how hard it will be to prove that she is not in fact an umbrella. Good luck, counselors.

In other news, the wild dogs of Sochi have mostly taken over Russia, Dan is seriously interested in the scent of honeysuckle, and the concept of pet ownership should be impeached. What are your thoughts, America? Click the big button and let us know!

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Can You Kiss Me First (Synthwave Cover)” by Herr Doctor

Pork Chop Ballet” by Ergo Phizmiz

Dimension Dash” by Fabian Measures

32.1: Fonzie vs. Fonzie

This episode was recorded on the first of April, so there is a lot of chat about pranks which is probably no longer seasonally appropriate. Other matters discussed include Fed’s eccentric alternatives to coffee cups, Brian’s attempted relations with twenty somethings, and Dan’s intense emotional reaction to Fed not remembering watching Tango and Cash with him. Please enjoy, share, and rate part one of Episode Thirty Two of Dan Wakes up Screaming.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Fools” by The Pop Winds

Bicycle” by The Hate Noise

Villainy Thrives” by Dyslexic Fudgicle

Puddle Hoppin” by Anitek

Foolin’” by Nando

Such A Stupid Fool” by Expert Alterations

I Can’t Stop Being Foolish” by The Mint Chicks

Good Night Heart” by My Bubba & Mi

31.2: Exclusive Presidential Interview

In what is likely to result in millions of downloads and at least one Pulitzer, we have scored the ultimate podcast get: an exclusive interview with a POTUS. It is not unlike when Mark Maron sat down with Obama, although the president that we were able to get is of decidedly lower quality.

Phone the neighbors and wake the kids: it’s the conclusion of Episode Thirty One of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Country Boy” by Rodd Keith and the Raindrops

Delicious peanut” by Xerak

Edge Of The Ocean” by Ivy

Gay_Bar_videogame” by The Wildbunch

Cthulu Rises” by Dark Asylum Music

Twit JournalisT” by Alaclair Ensemble

The Declaration of Independance” by Cullah