21.1: Skinny Dan Versus Big Fat Fed

When he was subsisting on dining hall starch in college, Fed was what Buffalo Bill would call “a great big fat person.” I’m not saying that Fed was fat, but when Fed sat around the house, Fed sat around the house. Also, I’m not that saying Fed was fat, but I heard at the time that they were going to tear Fed down and build a hotel. You get the idea.

Meanwhile, ectomorphic young Dan was doing his best imitation of Ichabod Crane. In today’s episode, Dan tells a heartbreaking story of trying to do a dead lift in front of all the girls in school, with tragic results.

Please enjoy Episode 21.1 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

The Joys of Spring” by Guido Gialdini

Birds of Paradise Marching Band” by Taseh

Classic Rock In Spring” by Kurt Vile

Poop Your Pants!” by Dan Darbandi

The Irish Spring” by David Rovics

Almighty” by Birgitta Victor