31.1: The Only Living Dan in New York

Dan recently celebrated a birthday, which he refers to as “the saddest day of the year.” If you see a gaunt, haunted man staring blankly out a Brooklyn window in February, odds are that’s Dan. Do us a favor Dan, and dial nine whine whine, ’cause that’s the number for the waaaambulance, you know what I’m saying? I considered naming this episode “Dan Wakes Up Weeping.”

If all that doesn’t sound appealing, we also we compare nosebleed stories. Enjoy!

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Lost Children” by Post Human Era

Cherry Dump Cake” by half cocked

Dizzy ke Peeche” by Martinibomb

Blood On Your Face” by OBN IIIs

I Made Out by Love Story” In Blood Red