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20.2: A Nation of Elvises

We re-join our heroes for another harrowing Fed-selected music segment, a visit from an Austrian sexpert, and a quick round of America’s new favorite party game, Teen Topix. Please enjoy the conclusion of the Winter Storm Jonas edition of Dan Wakes Up Screaming.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Octopussy” by Juanitos

Miami Call” by Herr Doktor

Freezeframe Shutters” by Fit and the Conniptions

Fun to be Had With an Oboe” by Ergo Phizmiz

Whiskey Girls” by K.I.D.S.

16.1: Tricked By Dogs

This episode was recorded in broad daylight, which weirded everyone out. Overcoming the queasiness of seeing one another during business hours, the fellows managed to discuss:

– Current American politics (The first time ever that such a conversation was not deleted for being boring and terrible)
– Vivisection (pros and cons)
– That guy who blew up the Olympics
– Sexual tension on Leave it to Beaver
– The cultural impact of traveling fairs
– The horror and squalor of water parks
– The wholesomeness and magic of Dolly Parton

We later play the Teen Topix! game, and Brian finally busts out the finest story in his anecdote arsenal: the tale of Gus the Amazing Alleycat.

Why are you still reading this when you could already be listening to Episode Sixteen of Dan Wakes Up Screaming?

Music credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Rod Stewart” by No Monster Club

Down In a Hole” by Dondero High School

Gayluv (Sexchangemix)” by Dyke B (feat.Leffevre)

The Exit to the Rainbow” by springtide