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16.2: Base Jumpers Don’t Cry

Episode 16.2 of Dan Wakes Up Screaming finds the boys still all squicked out about seeing one another in daylight, so they’re relieved when a very special guest shows up and they don’t have to talk to one another anymore.

By the way, have you ever wondered what the fellows are drinking while recording episodes of your favorite podcast? Refreshments usually include a mix of the poncy IPAs that Brian prefers along with whatever Fed was able to scrounge from sidewalks and dumpsters. (Have you ever heard the story of the time Fed found a whole unopened package of Lorna Doones?!)

Meanwhile, it amuses Dan to bring the most obscure and unpalatable monstrosities that he can find in the neighborhood Polish market. In case you’re curious, the beer that the fellas are drinking in this episode is called REMUS BROWAR AMBER. The label looks like this:

So if you don’t like this episode, blame Dan and/or Poland. Also- to the brewers of Remus Browar Amber… hello! Did you know that Dan Wakes Up Screaming is available for your marketing pleasure? It’s true! The fellows will do or say anything to get your business, and Fed will work for Lorna Doones.

Music credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Indian Lullaby” by Asian Women on the Telephone

Fake Your Dreams” by Ain’t No Love

You’ll Find Old Dixieland in France” by Pietro

1: Corrective Corrections

Brian is moving out of his apartment. The fellows stop by for a chat. Jury duty is discussed. Our first special guest: Mister Sticky, college counselor and dendrophiliac.

2016 update! We recently removed a few of our earlier episodes from the public feed, because of our abiding respect for the public, who should not be subjected to such things. During that process we ended up preserving this episode, which is actually the second that we ever recorded. It is absurdly long, and our more recent work is better, but we still love this one, so here we are. Please attempt to enjoy this, our first episode that is not actually painful for us to listen to.