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13.2: Dan Fulfills The Prophecy

The epic trilogy continues: first the fellows meet another local artisan of the burgeoning maker culture, and then Dan shares a heartwarming story in which he achieves all that his parents ever wanted for him, at a shopping mall fashion show.

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

So Close” by Herr Doktor

(I Need Ya) L.O.V.E” by Fhernando

Snowy Daze” by Ketsa

My Dog’s Got No Nose” by Listen With Sarah

BIKE SONG” by Rose For Bohdan

Psycho Love” by El Jugador

Image Credit:

Pretzel Bike, 2013, Catherine Ahearn (via joshuaabelow.blogspot.com)

5.1: Dan Wakes Up Screaming For Vengeance

In this hour of riveting audio content: three men of Generation X compare their impressions of the music of the 1980s. Hopefully next time they will get back to talking about their dicks. I guess?

Music Credits:

Many Happy Returns” (by Guillaume Tucker)

Klezmer Hora” (by Ardei Iute (Moldavian string band))

We Wanna Rock” (by Чокнутый Пропеллер)

God’s retina” (by mmpsuf)

4.2: A Baffled Spaniard

The fellows are visited by a Midwestern dream vampire, and then offer aid and succor to a confused gentleman of European descent. They seemed to have recovered their footing somewhat, but by the end Dan has used the word “pronunciate,” Fed has been diagnosed as a sociopath, and Brian is still wistfully rambling about Shelly Long. Please remember, when judging the quality of this audio product, that Dan Wakes Up Screaming is offered to the public free of charge.

4.1: The Baltika Incident

It was a frigid night in mid-February: the zenith of New York’s annual outbreak of seasonal affective disorder, and Dan brought a sixer of strong Russian beer to the recording session. Also, Brian had recently attempted to assemble some Ikea furniture.

This regrettable podcast, in which a venerated American icon is referred to as “pretty slutty,” and which contains several uses of the phrase “pee-hole,” reflects all of these factors. Dan Wakes Up Screaming makes no apologies, but begs its listeners for empathy and tolerance.

Music credits:

Many Happy Returns” -Guillaume Tucker

‘Til Drink Do Us Part” -Singing Sadie


I’m going insane (from CROM)” – Lee Maddeford

Sittin’ on Top of the World” – Nobody’s Bizness

Es un crimen” – Robo

Stealing the Night” – iamMANOLIS

3.1: They Shoot Dan, Don’t They?

The fellows spent the last several week in an intense group counselling session. There was a lot of screaming, and weeping, and some hugging. The good news is that Dan has been welcomed back to the fold. With all of that housekeeping out of the way, we are proud to debut the long awaited Episode Three: They Shoot Dan, Don’t They?

Music credits:

Many Happy Returns” by Guillaume Tucker

Brrr It’s Frickin Freezin Outside” by Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Stealing the Night” by Manolis Moumouzias

Cylinder One” by Chris Zabriskie